tagged → #reblog: arrested

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

tagged → #me

rrueplumet:

“M O N T P A R N A S S E was a child; less than twenty years of age, with a handsome face, lips like cherries, charming black hair, the brilliant light of springtime in his eyes; he had all vices and aspired to all crimes. The digestion of evil aroused in him an appetite for worse… Few prowlers were so dreaded as Montparnasse.”  

victor hugo, les misérables
book vii, chapter iii

  • Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*
  • Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*
  • Me: You can do this, you can control yourself
  • Hela: NOPE!
Question for Australia, why is the other creek not BarrowMAN Creek?

Question for Australia, why is the other creek not BarrowMAN Creek?

Paul Verhoeven (lessonsforchildren) on why he thinks Elementary is better than Sherlock

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

this reminds me of one time when I was working in a grocery store and my friend (she) and I (he) switched our name tags. And suddenly I heard a group of guys whistling and hooting and calling my name, I had no idea women were so uncomfortable. 

  • Tumblr: Yo dawg! I heard you like wasting time, so I made everything load longer so you can waste time while you're wasting time.